"Just had to go get shit tickets from the back seat of my moms car in the driveway. Be glad your worst case scenario is two steps across the bathroom"

Since inception:
Over 6000 TOTAL DKs!!!
Over 2100 Clams!
Over 1200 Mixed Donkeys!
Over 1100 Millers!
Over 500 Normal DKs!
Over 300 Some Beers!
Over 100 Big Dumb Beer During a Weekday Lunchs!
Over 100 Big Ass Clams!

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