Drip Drip Dripping Into Summer

"Just had to go get shit tickets from the back seat of my moms car in the driveway. Be glad your worst case scenario is two steps across the bathroom"

Since inception:
Over 7100 TOTAL DKs!!!
Over 2600 Clams!
Over 1500 Mixed Donkeys!
Over 1200 Millers!
Over 500 Normal DKs!
Over 300 Some Beers!
Over 200 Big Ass Clams!
Over 200 Big Dumb Beer During a Weekday Lunchs!
Over 100 Jagerbomb, apparentlys!

The Road to 3K Clams: 369 Remaining

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